Pants are the equivalent to saran wrap for your legs.
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Pants are like keeping your dog on a leash in a big field.
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Pants are interchangeable with the terms: cruel & unusual punishment.
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Pants are synonymous with nails on a chalkboard.
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Pants are homologous with a whole month of cloudy, cold days.
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Pants are comparable to Scar from Disney's The Lion King.
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The accepted (non-medical) term for a fear of pants is Pantaloonyphobia.
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Needless to say, the first thing to go when I get home are my pants. :)
Until next time, friends.
-Renèe